A story about Duff McKagan
OH GAWD…this cat…what a TRIP MAN! This nugga couldnt find his way outta paper sack! Sh!t…he even stole my damn wallet also!
What Krazykrackerkarl has done in 2008
Recent stories by and about Krazykrackerkarl
How I met Alyssa Milano
Well, this party…it was nutty…she was on the floor spread eagle and…sh!t…well, lets just say she swallows!
Why things are awkward between me and Carrie Fisher
Well, there was the “butt plug” incident and then when she left her crack pipe at my place…hmmm…crack pipe!
The last time I saw Keira Knightley
Shit, I was up in da’ Hills (of Beverly dat’ iz) and dis’ skinny freak was up on my sheeot like stink on sheeeoot! I wuz like “ho please…I aint got yo’ crack!”...needless to say she was gone!
